I would like to talk about yaoi, for it puts me in a good mood.

I don't know if it's normal, or a fetish, or what but man those eastern animated boys get me hotter than the 4th of July. I think it might be part of the reason Tayler may not be able to take me seriously. They have all moved on to real guys from our little games, and even though I have too I still fantasize about them. Kelly and I have played a lot of very erotic yaoi scenes. We call it our 'Itachi Deidara' game. Deidara and Itachi are in love, but the rest of the akatsuki (at least the rest of the hot ones) can't resist the blonde 19 year old, so Hidan brings in his bandage, Sasori brings his home made toys, and Pain holds him down to brutally rape him.

I talked a little bit about yaoi in the last post. It is SO HARD to find! That is, GOOD yaoi is really hard to find. There was finally a manga of Naruto and Sasuke that didn't waste time or hold back (like most of them do). The only thing.. they were drawn SO UGLY. Everything was so exaggerated, it was... oh, it was awful. Then there was a flash game about it that, unlike the ones designed for straight men, was lame.

So, the yaoi that's designed for women is basically froo froo love stories that take FOREVER to get anywhere. And for some reason a lot of it is between a grown man and a kid barely in high school, which is disgusting. Which is why I don't understand everyone's obsession with Loveless. I tried reading it twice and, not only was it a little boring, but it was between a high school freshmen and  a 30 year old. Just because you're an otaku and Japan thinks something, doesn't mean it's right.

The yaois that are for women go like this:

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Yeah... it's pretty bad.

Then the ones for men are drawn really obnoxiously.

Why can't we just have normal looking, same age men who don't mess around? Don't even get my started on how hard it is to find something that is higher rated than PG 13. I don't care about seeing all the hairy details (no pun intended) just like... a scene like this one:

I haven't watched the whole thing, basically only this part. So it's probably one of those fluff yaois (fluff meaning filled with story line and something else besides hot anime guys bonning each other) they think women enjoy. So.. I have a choice between obnoxious butt sex designed for gay guys, or froo froo love stories designed for women. OR adults forming relationships with children rated PG 13 and, unfortunately, sometimes higher. So... I wish I could draw. Then I could make my OWN yaoi and not have to deal with all of this nonsense!  Give me sexy boys the same age who look normal and don't mess around. The mystery of R or the details of X I don't care what it's rated as long as it's out of the parental zone.

It's just... so aggravating... I mean, you'd figure that what I want would be the easiest to find. But it's really hard. Please, someone make a yaoi that's normal and fast paced. That isn't so much to ask, is it..?

(This is one of my favorite pictures ever)