Breakfast is figured out.

David says that his life has become easier now that he's finally figured out breakfast. Well, I decided to do the same. Quinoa and steel cut oat meal (with mrs. butter worth) and green tea. I'm young and healthy so I can still afford the syrup haha.

Now lunch... back to the recipe book! (actually google)

http://thugkitchen.com/post/51561424744/dont-give-me-that-i-dont-eat-breakfast

Tom Kat Evolves!

1. Name: Tom Kat
2. Age: Depends the game
3. General physical description: Orange tabby neko with athletic body type. He is cute and has big, gold cat eyes. He generally wears ripped, washed out jeans, a wife beater and an open button, red plaid shirt.
4. Hometown: New York
5. Type of home/ neighborhood: Apartment
6. Relationship status: In a relationship with Kitten
7. Current family: Kitten and Kana Kat
8. Family background (parents, previous marriages, etc.):
9. Friends: Depends on the game
10. Other close relationships: Depends on the game
11. Relationship with men: They are his bros
12. Relationship with women: Respectful, but lustful (if they are nekos).
13. Job: Ninja
14. Dress style: Lazy, but cute
15. Religion: None
16. Attitude to religion: Generally doesn't think about things like that
17. Favorite pastimes: Catnip, training, and...
18. Hobbies: Getting high.
19. Favorite sports: Agility
20. Favorite foods: Tuna, salmon, fish tacos and chicken pizza.
21. Strongest positive personality trait: Sweet, pleasant to be around.
22. Strongest negative personality trait: Unappeasable.
23. Sense of humor: Very much so
24. Temper: Fun loving, generally happy, can get frustrated easily.
25. Consideration for others:
26. How other people see him/her: Kind of stupid probably, optimistic, annoying, adorable, noble.
27. Opinion of him/herself:
28. Other traits, especially those to be brought out in story: It is very hard to please Tom. Whatever you give him, he automatically wants something else. The only time he likes what he gets is when he gets it for himself, otherwise even at a request there will inevitably be something wrong with your effort. He isn't that much of a deep thinker, and doesn't generally worry about philosophy or obtaining a higher plain of knowledge. He's more of a 'in the moment' kind of guy who's ambitions revolve more closely with the tangible. 
29. Ambitions:
30. Philosophy of life:
31. Most important thing to know about this character:

Will readers like or dislike this character, and why? Readers will like him because... who can'tlike Tom?? 

I'm so excited that Tom Kat just got a whole new dimension to his character!! Thank you Rum Tum Tugger for the inspiration ^____^

One Healthy Recipe a Week.

Fun, easy, non demanding. Should work out. This week I want to try Quinoa Oatmeal as seen on Thug Kitchen. I also kind of want to try this though http://www.eatingwell.com/recipes/grilled_shrimp_bean_salad.html

Let's write another story!

Once upon a time there was a Zebra named Gary. Gary dreamed of living in a zoo. However, despite this pictures of utters filled his dreams every night, but not for the same reasons as most male zebras. He didn't want something with an utter, he wanted to BE that something. Yes, he was a transsexual and if he were human he would be walking down the run way in high heels and long wigs. However, zebras were terrible at performing surgery so he was unable to fulfill his dream. He could, though, possibly obtain his goal of living in a zoo. Maybe then the humans would take pity on him and chop off those nasty balls.

He was just about to jump onto a helicopter and sneak into america when a lion attacked him.

The End.

wtf story

Once upon the rock, the naked man fired shots of vodka into the air. His penis happened to be a snake, of who's mouth the vodka had landed. Once his hell-penis was drunk enough, the man back flipped down off the rock and began his reign of terror over all of the forest creatures.

This story, apparently being news-worthy, hit the TVs before dawn, and soon all the world knew of the collapse of reality. Many, of course, believed the whole thing to be a hoax. However many a hobo danced and sang through the streets, having known that the end was near. Soon the city became a giant hobo spring break party, and many saggy, dirt covered boobs were flashed to... well, nobody wanted to get that on camera.

The police tried to disband the party with tear gas, but hobos were tough people and could handle it. That's when the snake penis man came and bit every one of those officers on the left hand with his still heavily intoxicated penis. Immediately the cops became as drunk as the snake and started partying with the hobos. It wasn't until the men sobered up that they realized that their penises had been turned into all kinds of cuddly animals. Like lizards, hawks, monkeys, and elephants.

All of the women's cops breasts became as saggy and dirty as the hobo women they had tried to gas, and then nobody won.

Finally the military was called in to quarantine the city of which this bizarre phenomenon was taking place. However, as soon as the order was given all of the soldiers turned to zombies. Then needing to be quarantined themselves, there was nobody to quarantine the city and the infection spread to other parts of the world.

Humans started giving birth to dogs, dogs started giving birth to humans. Neither one liked this arrangement, so they tried to trade babies but the babies didn't like it so they rose up in adorable rebellion and killed their respective mothers.

Soon topless hobo women, men with animal penises, zombie soldiers, and babies (including puppies) paraded through the streets.

However, it wasn't long before all of this tomfoolery was disrupted by the Earth collapsing.
The End.

Most Hilarious Music Vidoes

50 Ways to Say Goodbye - Train

Thrift Shop -Macklemore

Party Rock Cantina Band

The Wind -Zac Brown Band