The grass is always greener.

In between, all my life I've been in between. Never where I want to be, and never wanted to be where I am. Well, if I'm not happy with the circumstances I have now, I will never be happy.

My characters

[b]Name;[/b] Tom Kat
[b]Age;[/b] 21
[b]Sex;[/b] male
[b]Human Appearance;[/b][spoiler][img]http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm224/chinesefoodlover/hfjukhfjkd_005_zps38b91fbc.jpg[/img][/spoiler]
[b]Animal Appearance;[/b][spoiler][img]http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm224/chinesefoodlover/meshCatADGinger_zpsc794f348.jpg[/img][/spoiler]
[b]Hybrid Appearance;[/b] [spoiler][img]http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm224/chinesefoodlover/Tom_006_zps20267aa9.jpg[/img][/spoiler]
[b]Personality;[/b] Tom Kat is a very sweet guy. He's outgoing and his demeanor can very much be described as 'sunny'. He has a strong New York accent as that is where he grew up and the city is very much apart of who he is, fast paced and exciting. He isn't that much of a deep thinker, and doesn't generally worry about things like philosophy or current events or knowing things. He's more worried about what's right in front of him, otherwise it's out of sight, out of mind. One of his favorite past times is lighting up a joint or hitting a bong and just being lazy and laid back.
[b]History;[/b] Tom grew up with his aunt because he didn't want to leave New York to travel around with his Military officer parents. He was a pretty average kid over all. Before he was kidnapped he had a job delivering pizza for the summer before returning to community college.
[b]Other;[/b]

[b]Name;[/b] Caleb Neely
[b]Age;[/b] 23
[b]Sex;[/b] Male
[b]Human Appearance;[/b][spoiler][img]http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm224/chinesefoodlover/jfdlhfdjkhsdj_006_zps0c948028.jpg[/img][img]http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm224/chinesefoodlover/jfdlhfdjkhsdj_010_zps8365ff69.jpg[/img][/spoiler]
[b]Animal Appearance;[/b][spoiler][img]http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm224/chinesefoodlover/WTD-Greyscale_zps30339279.jpg[/img][/spoiler]
[b]Hybrid Appearance;[/b][spoiler][img]http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm224/chinesefoodlover/jfdlhfdjkhsdj_003_zps7f8213ff.jpg[/img][/spoiler]
[b]Personality;[/b] Known as the "class clwon" Caleb enjoys making people laugh. His tomfoolery has led to things being broken, angry strangers, and in the past school suspensions. He never took life too seriously, though that changed a bit when he went to college. He gets bored easily and will be angry or frustrated when not able to do anything about his boredom. He was never much of a ladies man, though he does try. But a lot of the time he'll focus on other things more than a lady if he's with one if those things are fun and entertaining, but that usually turns her off. He generally studies hard but is always down for a party if there are no finals coming up. Still kind of immature and wet behind the ears, his serious side doesn't come out unless it needs to.
[b]History;[/b] He grew up in Los Angeles where he's been living in his parent's basement. Before he got kidnapped he was in his last year of college and about to earn a Bachelor's in software engineering.
[b]Other;[/b]

[b]Name;[/b] Brigette De Soto
[b]Age;[/b] 22
[b]Sex;[/b] Female
[b]Human Appearance;[/b]
[spoiler][img]http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm224/chinesefoodlover/e805b302-b265-4107-b64f-0242196f6caf_zps84f588a9.jpg[/img][img]http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm224/chinesefoodlover/ce6f55dd-2928-4d28-bb02-56fa0c4e4b57_zpsce9c0a61.jpg[/img][/spoiler][b]Animal Appearance;[/b] N/A
[b]Hybrid Appearance;[/b] N/A
[b]Personality;[/b] Brigette is a very intelligent girl. She delights in discovering new things. However, she has a dark sense of curiosity and cold hearted attitude toward other people's suffering when it comes to science. She's the type of person who doesn't understand people's reaction to movies like The Human Centipede. The other side of her personality is bright, happy, bashful, and cute. You would never know her dark side from how she acts when she's not in the science lab.



One more thing you should know... if you ruin her experiments, prepare to be hacked to pieces with an ax, or worse... BECOME one her test subjects!!


[b]History;[/b] Even though she grew up in Paris, France, she learned English well and has almost to trace of an accent. She studied at Université Pierre et Marie Curie, the nations top university (~I googled it~). However, she got expelled for experimental malpractice and now works with Syne Ravenwood.



[b]Other;[/b] She is one of the scientists.

So I just joined a role play site

Those have not gone well for me in the past (mostly because I stop going to them with no warning and abandon those I was playing with) I'm hoping this time will be different. But they have the text barely readable so I have to use this blog with its nice, stark black text to come up with my plots!


After decades of listening to static, it finally happened. A sound, from the deep recesses of space picked up by the planet's largest satellites. The feathery creatures jumped for joy at the words "Luuucy, I'm home!" as some of Earth's oldest broadcasts reached the stars. 

Now this was the planet Asphella and their inhabitants and technology evolved in much a similar way of Earth. However, their culture and traditions were, as one would imagine, extremely different.

That's what I would do if I were trying to appeal to other people. But this time will be different. I'm going to do what I think is fun and if someone wants to join, great! If not, they're no fun anyway.

Ninja Love and Ninja War

Disclaimer: I am a bit behind in the Naruto series so this story line will be fictional as far as the Naruto world in concerned. Please NO SPOILERS I'm only at the part where *SPOILER ALERT* Naruto goes to the island with the giant animals and the armadillo has a dick.

 Story:

Two Naruto world villages are in war. Two characters, either fictional (or Naruto/Sasuke and Gaara, if you're into that <3) or non end up meeting each other and falling in love, obviously. They can either desert their villages or end the fighting. Both of those don't seem like realistic options, so they struggle to find an answer. What would happen to them if their leaders and teammates found out? Would one village try to use it to take advantage of the other? What if one of the protagonists got captured by their lover's village? Many exciting possibilities only imagination can unlock!

Guidelines:

You can be from any village and be anything you want as long as it's humanoid. Neko, shark man, puppet, vampire, whatever it doesn't matter create any humanoid character your heart desires!

Rules:

No OP characters please this is not DBZ even though DBZ is awesome.

No godmodding, mary sues, loopty loos, you know the drill!

No being too serious I'm not a serious person LAUGHING IS MANDATORY no, it isn't, but you will be frowned upon, ironically.

LAST RULE I'm the male character because that's what I know and that's how I roll~ if you wanna be male too well I don't mind that at all~

Breakfast is figured out.

David says that his life has become easier now that he's finally figured out breakfast. Well, I decided to do the same. Quinoa and steel cut oat meal (with mrs. butter worth) and green tea. I'm young and healthy so I can still afford the syrup haha.

Now lunch... back to the recipe book! (actually google)

http://thugkitchen.com/post/51561424744/dont-give-me-that-i-dont-eat-breakfast

Tom Kat Evolves!

1. Name: Tom Kat
2. Age: Depends the game
3. General physical description: Orange tabby neko with athletic body type. He is cute and has big, gold cat eyes. He generally wears ripped, washed out jeans, a wife beater and an open button, red plaid shirt.
4. Hometown: New York
5. Type of home/ neighborhood: Apartment
6. Relationship status: In a relationship with Kitten
7. Current family: Kitten and Kana Kat
8. Family background (parents, previous marriages, etc.):
9. Friends: Depends on the game
10. Other close relationships: Depends on the game
11. Relationship with men: They are his bros
12. Relationship with women: Respectful, but lustful (if they are nekos).
13. Job: Ninja
14. Dress style: Lazy, but cute
15. Religion: None
16. Attitude to religion: Generally doesn't think about things like that
17. Favorite pastimes: Catnip, training, and...
18. Hobbies: Getting high.
19. Favorite sports: Agility
20. Favorite foods: Tuna, salmon, fish tacos and chicken pizza.
21. Strongest positive personality trait: Sweet, pleasant to be around.
22. Strongest negative personality trait: Unappeasable.
23. Sense of humor: Very much so
24. Temper: Fun loving, generally happy, can get frustrated easily.
25. Consideration for others:
26. How other people see him/her: Kind of stupid probably, optimistic, annoying, adorable, noble.
27. Opinion of him/herself:
28. Other traits, especially those to be brought out in story: It is very hard to please Tom. Whatever you give him, he automatically wants something else. The only time he likes what he gets is when he gets it for himself, otherwise even at a request there will inevitably be something wrong with your effort. He isn't that much of a deep thinker, and doesn't generally worry about philosophy or obtaining a higher plain of knowledge. He's more of a 'in the moment' kind of guy who's ambitions revolve more closely with the tangible. 
29. Ambitions:
30. Philosophy of life:
31. Most important thing to know about this character:

Will readers like or dislike this character, and why? Readers will like him because... who can'tlike Tom?? 

I'm so excited that Tom Kat just got a whole new dimension to his character!! Thank you Rum Tum Tugger for the inspiration ^____^

One Healthy Recipe a Week.

Fun, easy, non demanding. Should work out. This week I want to try Quinoa Oatmeal as seen on Thug Kitchen. I also kind of want to try this though http://www.eatingwell.com/recipes/grilled_shrimp_bean_salad.html

Let's write another story!

Once upon a time there was a Zebra named Gary. Gary dreamed of living in a zoo. However, despite this pictures of utters filled his dreams every night, but not for the same reasons as most male zebras. He didn't want something with an utter, he wanted to BE that something. Yes, he was a transsexual and if he were human he would be walking down the run way in high heels and long wigs. However, zebras were terrible at performing surgery so he was unable to fulfill his dream. He could, though, possibly obtain his goal of living in a zoo. Maybe then the humans would take pity on him and chop off those nasty balls.

He was just about to jump onto a helicopter and sneak into america when a lion attacked him.

The End.

wtf story

Once upon the rock, the naked man fired shots of vodka into the air. His penis happened to be a snake, of who's mouth the vodka had landed. Once his hell-penis was drunk enough, the man back flipped down off the rock and began his reign of terror over all of the forest creatures.

This story, apparently being news-worthy, hit the TVs before dawn, and soon all the world knew of the collapse of reality. Many, of course, believed the whole thing to be a hoax. However many a hobo danced and sang through the streets, having known that the end was near. Soon the city became a giant hobo spring break party, and many saggy, dirt covered boobs were flashed to... well, nobody wanted to get that on camera.

The police tried to disband the party with tear gas, but hobos were tough people and could handle it. That's when the snake penis man came and bit every one of those officers on the left hand with his still heavily intoxicated penis. Immediately the cops became as drunk as the snake and started partying with the hobos. It wasn't until the men sobered up that they realized that their penises had been turned into all kinds of cuddly animals. Like lizards, hawks, monkeys, and elephants.

All of the women's cops breasts became as saggy and dirty as the hobo women they had tried to gas, and then nobody won.

Finally the military was called in to quarantine the city of which this bizarre phenomenon was taking place. However, as soon as the order was given all of the soldiers turned to zombies. Then needing to be quarantined themselves, there was nobody to quarantine the city and the infection spread to other parts of the world.

Humans started giving birth to dogs, dogs started giving birth to humans. Neither one liked this arrangement, so they tried to trade babies but the babies didn't like it so they rose up in adorable rebellion and killed their respective mothers.

Soon topless hobo women, men with animal penises, zombie soldiers, and babies (including puppies) paraded through the streets.

However, it wasn't long before all of this tomfoolery was disrupted by the Earth collapsing.
The End.